republiCANT

All these republicans are blaming every problem on everyone but themselves. Its just because they can't do what they say they can and will do so they blame their problems on someone else. They are not rebubliCANS they are republiCANTS!

Republicant: "I have so many problems that other people can't solve for me"
Person: "Solve it yourself you REPUBLICANT!!"

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

conan the republican

Governor of Caleefohnia. see governator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Conan the Republican.

by matt October 23, 2004

Republican't

A member of the political party opposed to basically everything good.

Donald Trump, aka asshat, is a Presidential candidate in the Republican't party.

by Neesied69 January 25, 2016

Republican Logic

A mythology often alluded to by the rich.
see: oxymoron

Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.

by Matt June 9, 2005

Republican Deal

During any negotiation, when one group insists upon dramatic or extreme conditions before engaging in discussions, the purpose being to end all negotiations.

The kidnapper attempted a Republican Deal; demanding a million dollars, a helicopter on the roof, and a batch of dinosaur eggs before releasing the 26 hostages.

by quickstring July 12, 2011

The Republican

Having sex doggystyle while both participants are laying down on their side.

Conservatives find regular doggystyle too animalistic or are just flat out too lazy for the position, so they came up with this variation.

Teddy: Oh hey Don, isn't that the chick you fucked last weekend? She's got an ass to die for! I bet you hit it doggy?
Don: Nah man, she didn't like the way my gut was resting on her lower back so I had to hit her in the republican

by Mr. Sucksdorff December 1, 2020

Republican abortion

An "accident" that leads to a "miscarriage." The termination of a pro-life person's unplanned pregnancy without having a proper abortion performed. Called "Republican" because of the political party's pro-life platform.

"She says it was an accident that she had a whole bottle of vodka, fell down the stairs, got kicked in the stomach, and then got hit by a car, but I say it's a Republican abortion."

by lsm October 28, 2006