Something people use to change channels with because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch
by claustrophobic chicken December 11, 2004
Bob: Hey man, that sucks that you got demoted and they're bringing in a new guy to do your old job.
Tom: Eh, it's okay. They couldn't find a better person to replace me, so I ended up getting a remotion.
Tom: Eh, it's okay. They couldn't find a better person to replace me, so I ended up getting a remotion.
by Moe76 March 22, 2009
Remoting is were when a guy is sleeping another guy puts a remote up the sleeping guys ass and usually takes a picture of video for future blackmail.
by eafy January 28, 2008
A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
A universal uninvented remote control device which would enable the user to overpower another users remote control on any given electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.
1. I didn't want to watch that program he was watching on pay tv so i used my Remote Control Remote Controller.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.
by munyuck October 13, 2008
A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
by Julesheart April 19, 2023
(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.
Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!
by BNOOMZ March 17, 2020