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banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)
Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.
Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.
by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009
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remora

A. Someone who expects everything to be given to them on a silver platter while they lay around doing nothing.

B. A social leech

c. Any of several marine fishes of the family Echeneidae, having on the head a sucking disk with which they attach themselves to sharks, whales
A. Tilly: Hey I didn't go to class for the whole week, can i get your notes?
AJ: no you fucking remora

B. if someone has been hanging out with your because they are new and they haven't ventured out to meet new people you can say 'go meet someone else you fucking remora'
by aj krause January 6, 2004
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Food Remorse

(noun) When you forgo eating a particularly tasty morsel of food and later regret not eating said food.
Mallory left half her chocolate cake on the plate at the restaurant because she thought she was full. When she got home she had crazy food remorse from not pushing through and finishing the cake. food
by moneyman234 August 9, 2015
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Whacker's Remorse

that kinda depressed feeling you sometimes get after masturbating.
"I just deleted my entire porn collection"
"Damn, whacker's remorse, son"
by nshields August 6, 2008
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recockulous

1. Synonym of 'Ridiculous'.
2. Extremely ridiculous.

Word coined by 'Loveline' radio show host Adam Carolla after show producers recieved complaints that he was using the word "Dick" on the air. Producers suggested he use the word "Cock" instead. Carolla, mockingly concerned about overemphasizing the "dic" syllable in ridiculous, began saying "Recockulous" instead.
The idea of Dr. Drew Pinsky entering the World's Strongest Man competition is recockulous.
by Blatantly Asinine July 15, 2003
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Googler's Remorse

When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.
"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."

"I'd be scarred for life."
by P Banger October 1, 2009
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