Registered sex offender

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.

News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015

The regis school

A school where the colour of your socks determines your success. Where teachers are only interested in their wages and not students safety. A place often mistaken for hell and where if “standards” are not met your a failure. Students often to scared to raise there hand in class in fear of embarrassment but never mind the teacher will pick on you instead. Also don’t forget if you don’t fit the trends of society your mocked at.

Teacher-“are they white socks”
Student-“yeah is that a problem”
Teacher-“don’t answer back and yes they are a distraction to your peers”
Student-“but you asked a question so I answered”
Teacher-“pack up your things and go to the study room”
Now that’s the regis school

by Theregisschool December 16, 2020

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Reisha

One of the nicest, sweetest people you will ever meet. Reisha can be shy and quiet at first, but once you get to know her she is really nice. She`s smart and funny and very innocent. She was always a little princess growing up and wants to stay that way. She doesn`t get dirty jokes, or doesn`t find them funny. She will help you with your homework, and anyother problems you have. An over all awesome person

Ali: That girl who sits in front of me in math class is really nice and smart!
Zac: I think her names reisha

by DramaLlama2014 June 18, 2011

stink relish

Similar to a stink pickle, except a liquid turd, diahrea, etc.

Dang, I knew I shouldn't ahve eaten that Alsups burrito, I just shot stink relish all over the bathroom wall, its even in my socks!

by skarch August 31, 2004

uncle regis

Uncle Regis is slang for marijuana, weed, pot, etc.

Where were you Billy?
Oh I was hanging out with Uncle Regis earlier.

Did Uncle Regis pay you a visit today?

by Nicki Minaj January 6, 2010

money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019