rearrange my guts

when someone fucks you so hard some people say you are rearranging there guts

david "did lucy tell you if i fucked her good

mark "yeah man she said, he rearrange my guts"

by daddy19487292 May 20, 2018

rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

guts rearranged

Having your guts rearranged means either that a guy’s dick is so large it hits the top of your cervix and mimics the pain in your guts, or when your having anal sex.

“Yo... I got my guts rearranged by Aryn last night. We had a lot of fun.”

by Caleb Clulow May 31, 2018

Regarded

Another way to say the R word and avoid censorship

The regarded invested all his money in dodgecoin after dodge Karen's tweet

by holy prepuce November 22, 2022

Rear center pocket

A butt hole

Hey, jackass, why don’t you take this here flashlight and jam it in your rear center pocket!

by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

Rodeo Rear

A imprinted ring that appears on the buttocks of large individuals that sit on the toilet too long.

Damn Betsy you've been in there so long I bet you've got rodeo rear!

by Ring around the Rear December 9, 2008

dire rear

When you have loose bowels. Diarrhea. You know, when your rear is in a dire situation.

That curry gave me dire rear!

by Poodlechimp June 5, 2009