true religion trapper

one of those people who come strapped head to toe with true religion, usually has Air Force 1’s, sells drugs or smokes on the regular...
-buzairi & mitch

Harris Dost and José Javier are true religion trappers.

by -the craig Mitchell April 14, 2019

The Religion of Peace

The founder of the "religion of peace" was prophet Mohammad. For a some reason he is called "prophet" even though the "pedophile" would be a more appropriate designation - or by what name should be a man called who in his fifties picked up his favorite wife Aisha from a kindergarden and screwed her when she was 9-year-old, of course she was a child of his cousin, so no wonder why 50% of dune coons in the Middle East are inbreds due to consanguineous marriages when the Maestro itself sets an unhealthy example.

There are enough delusional zealots who murder innocent people, even children in the name of gods. Extreme Islamists are a good bad example of these lunatics. Unfortunately their inbreeding hasn't yet come far enough, they still have hands to shoot, blast bombs and slash the throats of infidels and feet to move instead of seal-like body with claws and flippers.

While we are waiting for that day (hurry up evolution, in the name of Charles Darwin!) they continue to commit atrocities among the heredics and if they happen to die while doing their holy mission they become martyrs and will enter paradise with 72 virgin goats. It's a bit foggy on how those clit free tent ladies will be rewarded after they detonate their explosive vest in a crowd.

"The religion of peace takes good care of its women, every individual seems to have a black, portable tent in case of snowstorms - whether a camel's shit-operated stove included.."

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 20, 2021

religious fuckamentalist

A crazy Christian.

A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

Religious extremists.

I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?

by bunnysmama1 August 18, 2011

Religitroll

An internet troll who exclusively targets Religitards. Sort of trolling for the greater good.

He trolled that Religitard hard, he's a top notch Religitroll.

by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

Ol' reliable

A tool, that the user has a long history with, which always gets the job done.

(Ol' reliable referring to a printer) Turned on Ol' reliable for some work documents today, never failed me once.

by Vetelgeuse February 13, 2022

Religidouche

Someone who forces their religion and idiosyncrasies down the throats of others, and is intolerant to all other schools of thought.

"I was talking to someone about being a Buddhist and he said I was going to hell for not repenting my sins and that he was glad people like me were not allowed into heaven."
"Meh, don't pay any attention to him, he was just being a religidouche."

by yamar35 February 7, 2014

religion

verb: an act or act(s) of humble charity, giving to someone in need, selfless acts of kindness.~adapted from the KJV of the Bible.

"pure religion, and undefiled before God, is this; to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction."

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008