Release The Kraken

Fart

As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"

by cmjvikes April 9, 2010

Release the Kraken

The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.

Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"

by gooderlooking April 15, 2010

Release the Kraken

To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.

"Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
(Release the Kraken)

by AndBaconStripsAndBaconStrips August 22, 2011

Release the Kraken

When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.

"hmmmm babygurl. I am going to Release the Kraken on you."

OH GOD YES KYLE PLEASE!"

by keithandisaball November 12, 2010

release the kraken

Popular by the infamous "BABY KATA" it is one of his lyrics from the song called "Pee Pee Poo Poo" and was released 5 years ago on July 7, 2015.

"Its time to release the kraken!"

by HisokasCrustyBandaid November 5, 2020

Release the Kraken

Pseudonym for something one might do in a lift after a heavy night out and a curry.

Donald Trump won, release the Kraken.

* Donald Trump loses again.

by AdScribe November 27, 2020

Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.

Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.

by KingofWomen December 15, 2010