An expression of relief after going to the bathroom just in time. One of the best feelings in the world.
by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014
Get the sigh of releasemug. This is a time when a guy who has more money than you starts to eye your girlfriend and starts to shower her with gifts that you can’t afford to get her, if your girlfriend is materialistic just know that once this guy starts giving her attention and gifts her release clause has been activated only in this case you don’t get anything unlike football where the club that is selling the player make something off the deal.
by Busy brain the anonymous. September 15, 2020
Get the Release Clausemug. by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021
Get the Release the Geniemug. Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Get the Timed Releasemug. (Adjective) A dumb, coddled human being not unlike an animal, that lives in a state of dependency. It cant survive on its own and cant learn the life skills to do so. Creature refuses any level of self responsibility or accountability.
That guy is like, thirty and living with his parents. He cant hold a job and keeps making excuses for himself. Looks like the rehabilitation center gets to be burdened by another non releasable.
by Archeota August 4, 2021
Get the Non Releasablemug. by MJ2dmax November 20, 2013
Get the sexual releasemug. To take a piss!
by bragaboy February 14, 2014
Get the release the firehosemug.