Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.

Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!

by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022

Grim Reaper

The thing you should dress up as to your friend’s funeral while saying and eating nothing.

Friend: I’ll give you 50 dollars if you dress up as a grim reaper at my funeral
Me: already planning it dude.

by 😭sInGlEpRiNgLe😭 April 4, 2020

reapers

The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. I have dismissed this claim.

Ah yes, "Reapers" (insert airquotes)

by Council Turian April 29, 2010

pussy reaper

Giving extreme oral on a girl that is so amazing u take the soul out of her and when finished she remains lifeless .

Your mom called me the pussy reaperlast night when she felt lifeless after I went down on her

by Justnasty June 10, 2016

prim reaper

Gale Hawthorn, also known as the prim reaper after he murdered Prim.

Gale is the prim reaper.

by Moolu21 March 21, 2023

Reaper Crew

Another name for the fictional Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club (MC). This fictional MC is featured in FX's television series Sons of Anarchy featuring the story behind the outlaw motorcycle club and their organized crime syndicate. The name "Reaper Crew" comes from their logo which features a Grim Reaper. The club also has mottos which include "Fear the Reaper" and "Ride Free or Die".

Looks like the reaper crews rolling through town

by JaxTeller April 25, 2014

Grip Reaper

A girl who is considered quirky or cringy. Typically consisting of a loner type that’s interests are uncommon. This rare type of woman generally has a mythical “grip” in there coochie. Hence the name “Grip Reaper” a play on words of grim reaper.

“Have you seen the way the new girl acts?”

“Yeah man, She’s the Chicago grip reaper.”

by BeefCakeFarts December 2, 2022