Bangkok ready

When your coach tells you 6 months in that your muay thai game is tight as fuck.

"You think is ready for the matchup",

"Yeah man, you're bangkok ready".

by bitch of blaviken January 22, 2020

I-Ready

A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.

"I took 2 I-Ready lessons and I feel like a suspected terrorist at Guantanamo Bay"

by green socks January 4, 2021

I-READY

a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"

Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck

by Thats pretty dank October 8, 2018

I-Ready

a common form of hard learning.

"I-Ready is ABSOLUTE TORTURE!"

by anonymous September 29, 2021

I-Ready

A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.

Teacher: Time for iready.

Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess

by It's ur mum saying this February 26, 2019

ready-rub

Ready Rubbed Tobacco, usually used in Pipes

"all the teachers in the pub, passin' round the ready-rub" - Madness

by CrashM February 6, 2015

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006