Yo Mama Reflex

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.

Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!

by Swid January 12, 2006

reflectie

A photo in which you can see the photographer in a reflection. The photo is not intended to be a selfie.

Gigi: Hey, you want to hang out?
Bob: I can't. I'm fixing my car. Look. (Sends photo of car.)
Gigi: Cool. And nice legs, by the way! I can see them in the reflection from the bumper.
Bob: Oh what?! I sent you a reflectie?! Dammly.

by fudgery January 12, 2016

up-chuck reflex

to puke, vomit, throw up, barf...etc.

"When Andrea saw the food in bamba she almost had an up-chuck reflex!"

by Jobo April 14, 2005

asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

refloat my kidney

The phase to "refloat my kidney", originally from the UK, means to start drinking, usually after an unusually long period of sobriety.

Dave: You keen to go to the bar after work?
Mike: No, but you sound pretty keen!
Dave: I'm dying to refloat my kidney - I haven't had a beer in a couple of weeks.

by buckonz August 25, 2009

Reclusive homosexuality

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

mom reflex

When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.

Some drunk slut cut me off so bad last week I can't seem to shake the mom relex.

by KJR September 6, 2005