Keanu Reeves

The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.

I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

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Keanu Reeves

1. A successful American actor, possibly immortal.

2. When a guy tries to nut on you but you dodge in a particularly cinematic fashion.

1. Keanu Reeves starred in the blockbuster The Matrix

2. Brian tried to finish on my chest but I pulled a Keanu Reeves and he hit the wall behind me instead.

by Brananigan February 27, 2018

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Michael Reeves

Amazing tech youtuber who's part of Offline TV. He's Filipino, White, from Hawaii, and hates turtles. He also likes to taze people. A lot. He's dating Lily pichu also.

you know michael reeves?

yeah, the guy who went and bought 500 bulk size packs of plastic straws to throw in the ocean?

Yeah, that guy

by turtle_destroyer June 7, 2020

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reeee

The war, or battle cry of the cultured memers when charging against those hecking uncultured normies
Also a cry of the superior rick and morty fans who know everything, as they are all pickle rick

"REEE!!!11 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. REEEE"

by Eat My Caboose You Normie November 7, 2017

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