readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

cock rudders

used to describe a womans giant labia lips,hanging to give the appearance of rudders,no matter the entry angle the rudders always steer you into the vagina

at a bar with a friend"dude look at the cock rudders on that chick".
alone looking at porn"nice cock rudders on that bitch".
after sex to your buddy"that chick had the biggest cock rudders ive ever seen".

by choda4u2 March 12, 2011

Rodders

A name for a very Hot or Cute guy.
Usually from Four marks, england
Also known as a Johnny or a Rodwell

Kim: Wow look at my husband...
Stephanie: Yea he is sooo Rodders it drives me crazy
Kim: WHAT DID U SAY ABOUT MY MAN BITCH
Stephanie: O shut up and eat a pop sickle Fattass.

by Stephaniexxx June 21, 2008

READERS

some police funded assholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.

you can spot readers by seeing a random guy (or gal) walking around town with a cell phone or handheld device and they stop in the middle of their walk and wave their electronic device in the air like they lost a signal or something----this happens when they are reading a person who is onto them and has the insight to take out their battery.

by gmoneyfunkybrewster March 27, 2010

renderson

A word not allowed in the sim community APPARENTLY!

Yo, You're SUCH a renderson!

by urbandictionaryMEMES July 19, 2017

ruddersmack

A smack that involves the usage of a long, hard but flexible beaver-tail like tool to hit someone across the face with. Used on someone who needs a big attitude adjustment.

That kid needs a real hard ruddersmack.

by twilightcloud April 22, 2010

lip readers

lycra pants intended for exercise but normally spotted on size 28 ladies at your local K-Mart. Fashion Circa 1980s

Don't you think my new t-shirt goes really nicely with my lip readers?

by Concise Oxford August 31, 2003