Redwood Curtain

(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.

Hey, have you heard from JJ?

Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.

by mhibma September 2, 2005

California Redwood

When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.

KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like five times today.
CODY: Yeah, your dick looks like a California Redwood.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

california redwoods

real thick thighs that look like dem big trees they be driving through in California. You know what I'm talkin bout?

Damn! Dat gurl thick! She got dem California redwoods too cuz!

by A_cizzle May 27, 2006

Redwood trees

Tall chicks, can be attractive or unattractive. Usually taller than 6 feet.

Man, theres tons of redwood trees up in the club tonight..

by HowsMymustache August 17, 2011

the redwood scale

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.

What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale

by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004

Redwood

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. The opposite of balsa

Boy A: "Hey redwood"

Boy B: "What's up balsa"

by Redbalsa December 16, 2010

Redwood Forest

A group of large obese women.

We were sitting in the redwood forest while waiting in line at the movie theater yesterday.

by OneWiseMama October 24, 2008