Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.
by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010
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Vicky was hoping that in September she would get to go to New England to see the leaves, but when she was hit by the bus on her way to buy tampons her dreams were ruined until George agreed to give her a Redbank New England Tour.
by dirtyschlonge March 15, 2010
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I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.
by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010
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Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.
by slipperyschlonge March 19, 2010
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Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.
by flamingschlonge March 8, 2010
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