Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"
by XxSaddamW33D666420xX December 26, 2012
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by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007
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Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....
by Kaelli May 10, 2010
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Decision makers at all levels (governmental, corporate, bosses, parents, etc.) must have Optical Rectitis since they seem to make some really bad decisions more often than not. The symptoms are everywhere - too much government, failed corporations, discredited government officials and executives, corporate bailouts, public dishonesty, abuse of power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives.
by UrbanAg December 26, 2009
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(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"
by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021
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by Starmon July 29, 2011
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