Rectile dysfunction

Constant need of a shit.

I have rectile dysfunction

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Rectile dysfunction

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

legal rectologist

1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.

Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

by jackofhearts655 March 9, 2009

Rectocele

a hernia of the rectum into the vagina

a rectocele can happen when getting boned from behind and poking a hole through to the vagina

by mrln December 14, 2008

rectalenus

The act of having ones head up ones ass.

Barack Obama has a serious case of rectalenus.

by haywoodyoublowme June 1, 2014

rectometer

A device used to measure the vibrations caused by a fart.

He scored 40 counts per second on the rectometer with that last fart.

by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014

rectile

Much like a crosshair but can be locked onto a target.

My rectile locked onto the tail end of a black jet.

by Richard Crumpton July 27, 2004