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by Tig Bitties December 24, 2005
A corrupt newspaper produced by students from St. John's University and the College of St. Benedict in Minnesota. Not only do they spend a lot of the student's tuition money producing worthless content that makes my elementary school paper look like the New York Times, they also do not have any clear writing skills to captivate their audience. Also, whoever writes their headlines must have brain damage.
Recently, they posted a joke edition of their newspaper and, honestly, I could not tell the difference between this paper and their "serious" ones. I happened to have also noticed that they quoted my definition of a "Bennie" in their article about obesity at CSB. I am not sure how this article did not make the "serious" version of the record because this article is without a doubt true. If you want proof, go to Gorecki during one of the feeding times. It is like watching pigs eating out of a slopper, but much less graceful.
The reason why I have to comment on this article is because they misquoted me. They changed my example of "Precious" to "Fat Albert" and took out key parts of the definition like how the Bennies allude to "Benedictine and biblical bullshit" when they are eating. So not only do they talk about worthless information, but they also censor the paper in order to not offend anyone--which is bullshit because if a Bennie was offended, it might try to lose a couple pounds. If the schools knew what was best, they would drop this sorry excuse for a newspaper.
Recently, they posted a joke edition of their newspaper and, honestly, I could not tell the difference between this paper and their "serious" ones. I happened to have also noticed that they quoted my definition of a "Bennie" in their article about obesity at CSB. I am not sure how this article did not make the "serious" version of the record because this article is without a doubt true. If you want proof, go to Gorecki during one of the feeding times. It is like watching pigs eating out of a slopper, but much less graceful.
The reason why I have to comment on this article is because they misquoted me. They changed my example of "Precious" to "Fat Albert" and took out key parts of the definition like how the Bennies allude to "Benedictine and biblical bullshit" when they are eating. So not only do they talk about worthless information, but they also censor the paper in order to not offend anyone--which is bullshit because if a Bennie was offended, it might try to lose a couple pounds. If the schools knew what was best, they would drop this sorry excuse for a newspaper.
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by cant speak spanish July 09, 2005
Said to shut someone up after they've said something really stupid.
Originated from The Ricky Gervais Show with Karl Pilkington and Steve Merchant. After Karl has said something ridiculous they'll play a song to shut him up.
Originated from The Ricky Gervais Show with Karl Pilkington and Steve Merchant. After Karl has said something ridiculous they'll play a song to shut him up.
Ex 1:
Karl: There is a spa in Ohio run by monkeys and they're worried that people will take it away from them.
Ricky: Play a record! There is something wrong with you. You are educationally subnormal.
Ex 2:
Person 1: Did you hear Megan gave birth to dog?
Person 2: How can she do that? Megan is a human.
Person 1: I don't know but I saw it on the news.
Person 2: Play a record. You are an idiot
Karl: There is a spa in Ohio run by monkeys and they're worried that people will take it away from them.
Ricky: Play a record! There is something wrong with you. You are educationally subnormal.
Ex 2:
Person 1: Did you hear Megan gave birth to dog?
Person 2: How can she do that? Megan is a human.
Person 1: I don't know but I saw it on the news.
Person 2: Play a record. You are an idiot
by bustedup March 05, 2012
Refers to the phrase : 'just in case'. Used when you mention, or add a fact that doesn't necessary go with the conversation, but needed to be said.
by RocioOfTheWeb June 25, 2006