The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.
Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.
by Psycho-J November 23, 2004
Get the Premeditated Retardation mug.The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.
When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.
by jcbailaz October 30, 2011
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It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.
by icchie_x October 8, 2009
Get the Chronic Retardation mug.The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop
by Black dot June 13, 2016
Get the Retardant drop mug.When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.
by Atthaniel January 15, 2021
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by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012
Get the Verbose Retardation mug.Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
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