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Hobo Reasoning

Hobos have come to be known for their suspicious, prickly, and overly-defensive nature regarding their habits and lifestyle choices.

This is highlighted by their cryptic and often obtuse replies to people questioning their actions, which have been described as 'hobo reasoning', or 'HR'.

It is not uncommon for these replies to leave the questioner dizzy, confused and with a dramatically reduced sense of spatial awareness, allowing the hobo to slip off behind a parked derelict train, often in possession of the incapacitated persons wallet or other personal belongings.

It is the recommendation of this writer (from long personal experience) that you avoid questioning the habits of hobos and their disciples.
Hobo Reasoning:

Commoner: Excuse me hobo, but why does this map you drew me of directions to the local McDonalds resemble mashed spaghetti?

Hobo: The route depends, are you wearing one shoe, two shoe or no shoe?

Commoner: Hey Hobo, why did you take the doors off all your cupboards?

Hobo: Well, due to tensions in Senegal, screw holes placed ABOVE the 39th degree, have once again become loosened, and will soon travel south in search of local McDonalds, regardless of shoes.

Commoner: Bonjour Hobo, but what inspiration struck you as you named your hobo dog companion 'whoosh'?

Hobo: The sound of the wind beneath an overpass and the look of the smoke curling through odd-numbered mismatched fingerless gloves caressing over a chipped and cracked blue 44-gallon drum, heard through the mist of a 4-day moonshine bender.

Commoner: Pardon, hobo, but why has your bed been elevated upon common milk crates?

Hobo: In the post-apocalyptic world of my boot-polish dreams, there is a chronic shortage of reliable milkpeople. With rat-lactic eager, half-glove grimy hand of profiteering intent the hobomob will fill that supply gap.
by dos19 April 8, 2013
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Fellatious Reasoning

Reasoning skills that enable you to score a blowjob
J-dawg: yo, I heard you scored a BJ with Tina last night.

B-roc - yup, I used fellatious reasoning to convince her to get down on her knees and suck away!
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Prospective Reasoning

Thinking ahead about one or multiple circumstances in future.
Melissa make sure you use prospective reasoning when choosing graduate school.
by GeorgeBaggio10 January 26, 2011
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Vaginal Reasoning

1. Female "and gay male" use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments.
2. the act or process of drawing conclusions from hearsay, shaky evidence, etc.
"Senator Barbra Boxer (D) used Vaginal Reasoning to decide which assault rifles to ban."

"Many gay men choose to buy Apple Computers after using Vaginal Reasoning to come to the conclusion that they are good computers.""
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mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.
mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning
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circular reasoning

Using a claim as evidence for itself, so that you didn't explain why your claim is true in any way other than by stating your claim in a slightly different way.
Circular reasoning is bad because it's not good.
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Logical Reasoning

Something to use in a argument that guarantees you win
Tiffiny: A Burger can't be rolled.

Tom: Yes it can, I used Urban Dictionary as my logical reasoning. I win this argument

Tiffany: You win
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