cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"
"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"
"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"
"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"
by uncle salty May 11, 2004

A very comoon phrase you can hear during a Spanish football match If Real Madrid plays (specially during a derby against Atleti or a clásico against Barça). Means "Fuck Real Madrid".
by Alvaricles22 March 1, 2018

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid
guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
by chocolate fever September 23, 2011

by _zubaidi4 November 2, 2022

Real madrid is the only football club in world which is allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch ( Refree)
They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night
Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans
They loose their mind after hearing messi name
They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night
Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans
They loose their mind after hearing messi name
by Unknown_speaker May 4, 2024

by TacoReyes May 9, 2024
