retression

A perception to be ( retressed )

Measures implamented which are ( retressive )

noun

The act of coaxing and miss-directing the perception of an individual, group or society in general, concerning either a political, religious or social issue. By interjecting a pre-imposing viewpoint, by illicit means of deception, manipulation and intrigue.

A people of a society, who have fallen victim to the fraudulent teachings and lies of Political and religious extremists, are victims of retression.

by Baron Neville September 4, 2016

recession dating

When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.

Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.

by klopstock February 11, 2009

Resextionist

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.

Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

by Rah rah roma ma gaga ooh la la December 9, 2009

Pet Regression

Pet regression is similar to age regression, although you enter the mindset of a puppy. you may yip, bark, be super playful, or find comfort in things a puppy would do (cuddling, chewing on things, wearing cute collars, etc.). This is not to be confused with DDLG or petplay, as this term is SFW (safe for work) and used by people that may have trauma.

"I use pet regression as a coping mechanism when I have flashbacks or if I'm stressed! it helps me calm down."

by puppyteeth July 20, 2022

Recessionship

the state of continuing a relationship because you can't afford to move out and live alone.

I might get laid off, so I don't want to move out until the economy improves. My boyfriend and I don't have a relationship anymore; we have a recessionship.

by brraph March 31, 2009

recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

by queenmindi January 15, 2009

Regression

A stress-related defense mechanism. Involves reverting to immature behavior when presented with a stressful situation or hurtful information.

The Europeans were very regressive when they realised that Paris and London had been replaced by New York and Rio de Janiero.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005