Schrute remark

An unnecessarily or inappropriately scathing and pedantic remark, retort, or explanation. Often considered obnoxious.

A Schrute remark:

Jim Halpert looks out window Hey look everyone, It's snowing.
Dwight Schrute pretend cute-kid voice Omigod! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with papa and tell him all of your Christmas dreams? Hmm? turns serious It's not even real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.

by A Yankee April 13, 2013

unheighten remarks

UnHeighten Remarks are words which are not edifying

My unheighten remarks left me depleted but I survived.

by EUG> December 19, 2019

tumbrel remark

A comment made by a rich person that makes the lower class think of lampposts and guillotines.

Marie Antoinette saying, "Let them eat cake," is a tumbrel remark.

by George William Edward Johnson February 18, 2009

Clitteratory Remark

a comment or declaration involving the clit of someone's girlfriend's, mother's, sister's, or significant other's.

George: dude, i think he just made a clitteratory remark about your mom!

by wtf wth bish March 27, 2010

A fat person remark

when, for example, a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves. they're too lazy to do anything for themselves and huff/puff when someone else hasn't done it already

a fat person remark is when a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves.

Example:
Fat boss: So what are you working on?
Grunt: Everything!
Fat boss: So how are we doing with that last project
Grunt: Still going through it, but I'm working on this major/very important project for our boss, so that other project will have to wait (note to self: or fat boss could pick up the slack and do it!)
Fat boss: Oh, what's that about, tell me more, blah blah blah...
Grunt: Go do your own work you fat bastard!

by GruntinglyEmployed October 17, 2011

Remarkabubble

something truly amazing, a wonder to all. Better then amazing almost undescribable

1.That was a remarkabubble decision to make in a split second and you risked your own life.
2.That girl over there is truly remarkabubble.

by Remarkabubble August 27, 2014

remarkist

Someone who makes jokes and comments as is, without intention to offend the snowflakes.

Am a remarkist. And i say boys will be boys!

by YouCrane October 25, 2019