Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
by Dr. Tam of England October 2, 2018
Get the Ra Ra Rasputin mug.They shot him and stabbed him and burned him and kicked him, but Rasputin still showed signs of life.
by AYB April 4, 2003
Get the rasputin mug.Rasputina is a really weird, incredibly talented gothic band with 2 girls on cellos and a hairy man on drums.
Noted for the strange ramblings of lead singer Melora Creager (who toured with Nirvana on their last tour) before each song and dressing up in Victorian outfits for concerts.
Example includes sample of mad ramblings.
Noted for the strange ramblings of lead singer Melora Creager (who toured with Nirvana on their last tour) before each song and dressing up in Victorian outfits for concerts.
Example includes sample of mad ramblings.
“The government is going to instigate a new national identification policy, and it’s not the standard ID card, it's a little grain of rice with your name carved into it by some Mexican that is inserted under the flesh of your arm. And I think it’s such an exciting idea that I'm gonna be the first in line to get it. It's so cute-sounding.”
One of Melora's ramblings from a Rasputina concert.
One of Melora's ramblings from a Rasputina concert.
by Sandlemad January 28, 2006
Get the rasputina mug.one hard mother fucker who just wouldnt die, looked on with such desire to have lived a life like him.
sometimes refered to when describing hardness and will to live.
also to describe yourself as a threat should a husband find out your adultery.
sometimes refered to when describing hardness and will to live.
also to describe yourself as a threat should a husband find out your adultery.
hey hey rasputin, you solid mate.
husband: your f*cking my wife.. i'll kill you
you: watch it mate.. they dont call me rasputin for nothing
husband: your f*cking my wife.. i'll kill you
you: watch it mate.. they dont call me rasputin for nothing
by Alvin Simon-Theodore March 30, 2005
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Born:1869
Died:December 31, 1916
Cause of Death: multiple causes
Gregory Rasputin was an Eastern Orthodox monk from Siberia. He was unwashed, unclean, and unshaven. Rasputin was a carousing womaniser and monk with a 13 inch schlong. He developed close ties to the czar and his family and heeled czarovich Alexi's heamophila. His sexual appitite aroused all the women close to the czar but alienated all the czars relatives. One of the relatives prince Felix, conspired to kill Rasputin on December 31, 1916, New Year's Eve for being a bad influence on the Czar during World War I. He and other conspiritors poisioned all of Rasputin's food and wine with cyanide. One of the conspiritors dressed like a gypsy woman for the party. Rasputin swallowed enough poison to kill four horses. He was shot several times, stabbed, strangled, assaulted, castrated, and he was drowned in the Neva river in St. Petersburg. Three days later Rasputin was dead. Rasputin's murder was a death sentence for Czar Nicholas II and his family. Czar Nicholas II and his family was shot and murdered in 1918 in a Red Russian occupied middle class home.
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Born:1869
Died:December 31, 1916
Cause of Death: multiple causes
Gregory Rasputin was an Eastern Orthodox monk from Siberia. He was unwashed, unclean, and unshaven. Rasputin was a carousing womaniser and monk with a 13 inch schlong. He developed close ties to the czar and his family and heeled czarovich Alexi's heamophila. His sexual appitite aroused all the women close to the czar but alienated all the czars relatives. One of the relatives prince Felix, conspired to kill Rasputin on December 31, 1916, New Year's Eve for being a bad influence on the Czar during World War I. He and other conspiritors poisioned all of Rasputin's food and wine with cyanide. One of the conspiritors dressed like a gypsy woman for the party. Rasputin swallowed enough poison to kill four horses. He was shot several times, stabbed, strangled, assaulted, castrated, and he was drowned in the Neva river in St. Petersburg. Three days later Rasputin was dead. Rasputin's murder was a death sentence for Czar Nicholas II and his family. Czar Nicholas II and his family was shot and murdered in 1918 in a Red Russian occupied middle class home.
THE END
Theory of Rasputin's life span: I beleve that the reason why Rasputin survived murder attempt arter murder attempt was that he had a bio-chemical in his system that kept him alive.
by Le Mans August 7, 2005
Get the Rasputin mug.A phrase that can be used when someone suggests a crazy or stupid idea. It can be used as both a negative term, when you are using for someone else's idea, or as a positive term for when it is your idea.
Example 1:
Person 1: Hey guys, let's spam up Something Awful!
Person 2: ...no
Person 3: Rasputin would do it!
Example 2:
Person 1: Want to go spit off a bridge?
Person 2: What a fucking stupid idea
Person 1: Rasputin would do it!
Person 1: Hey guys, let's spam up Something Awful!
Person 2: ...no
Person 3: Rasputin would do it!
Example 2:
Person 1: Want to go spit off a bridge?
Person 2: What a fucking stupid idea
Person 1: Rasputin would do it!
by Dudeman999 October 11, 2006
Get the rasputin would do it mug.Gothic cello band with fluctuating membership centred around founder and first chair Melora Creager. The band's gimmick is that they perform in Edwardian period underwear.
by PiraticalKat October 8, 2003
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