rartard

Another word for retard, along with rarted and other words. Used as a less offensive alternative to retard and a meme in its entirety.

That guy is such a rartard

by Meme Thesaurus October 31, 2018

rarted

The single worst insult you can say to someone. Saying it will end their career in seconds with no recovery recorded yet.

Jimmy: I just think Black Panther is SJW propaganda and should be boycotted
Big Will: You are rarted
Jimmy: *dies*

by sireatassalot February 26, 2018

rafters ninja

Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja

Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja

by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006

rasterbating

Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.

"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."

by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008

rasterbator

The Rasterbator is a web service which creates huge, rasterized images from any picture. The rasterized images can be printed and assembled into extremely cool looking posters up to 20 meters in size.

The origonal definition for rasterbator was completly wrong, so I stole the one off the official site... google... duh

by CSB November 4, 2005

FB Ranter

A person who uses Facebook for little else than to further their own agenda - complaining about the environment, politics, etc.

I finally had to unfriend Darren. He's a total FB Ranter - I couldn't take reading his political BS any longer!

by AZPrincess June 16, 2010