randy day

The unfortunate names boy from Dan Howells 9th internet support group video.

Reference: Randy is like being horny
(IG: Theedgypotato)

My name is Randy Day and I hate my life

I'm Having a Randy day

I'm feeling pretty cheeky, lol feelin Randy

by Theedgypotato March 21, 2017

Rardson

That one friend in every group who’s brain capacity is lacking

Rardson are u kidding me why is your face in the trash again

by Speedybugle February 27, 2020

Randy Hayes

Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!

They have done:

Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman

and soon to be TMNT!!

quotes from Randy Hayes:

Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!

Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!

Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...

I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!

Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,

these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick

Oh shit thats a seal!!!

I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...

Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?

Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?

Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!

Black power motha fu***

Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!

Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!

I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.

Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!

Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...

This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........

WTF Charles?!

by ictizzle smoke August 14, 2006

Randy Marsh

Randy is well.... one of the most interesting characters on South Park. The best way to describe Randy is that he is a wildcard and you never know what you will get with him. Initially, he was just a geologist, but as the show has continued to go on, Randy has pursued multiple adventures.

Some of Randy’s adventures include:

Being teen pop sensation Lorde
Becoming a Food Network star

Setting the record for largest crap ever taken
Purposely getting cancer just to smoke weed

Being the Denver Broncos Coach

Becoming a successful weed farmer

Randy has done it all, and he may be an idiot and sometimes a bit of an alcoholic, but there’s no one like Randy Marsh

Yeah yeah yeah! I am Lorde! ~Randy Marsh

by citeh citeh citeh October 28, 2020

Blind Randy

n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”

doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”

doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”

by thunderchicken March 1, 2012

big dick randy

An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away

Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"

by Jigglemaster420 July 25, 2023

randy spaniel

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.

Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.

by thornhero March 4, 2011