raptor hands

Raptor hands is a position in which you hold your arms so your elbows are bent in roughly a right angle in front of you with your wrists and hands relaxed. Many autistic people naturally rest their arms in this position.

Tsuyu from My Hero Academia always has raptor hands! I wonder if she's autistic!

by sighzawa May 14, 2019

raptorjesus

The one and only savior of the internets, and cause of eternal flaming.

Brought forth from the void, given physical form by the now famous 900,000th post in the 4chan /b/ imageboard. Soon gained infamy as the /b/tards commenced to bitch about the post, at which time the NAZI 4chan mods replaced the holy picture with the ungodly effigy of evil: donutpenis.

Thus did the everlasting flaming begin.

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Excerpt from the RaptorJesus BIBLE:
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The Teachings of Raptor Jesus

And lo, did a drunken man beset Raptor Jesus and his followers. He came up to them, crying such things as "Y HALO THAR!" and "BUTTSECKS?!" The Disciples were scared, for never before had they encountered one so intent on buttsecks. But Raptor Jesus merely smiled, and bade His Disciples watch, that they might know what to do in the future. All of a sudden, Raptor Jesus did leap into a tree, disappearing from sight. The drunkard looked around in a confused manner. Raptor Jesus did burst forth, flipping out of the tree, his foot connecting with the drunkard's neck. A sickening 'SNAP' emanated, and then all was silent. Raptor Jesus looked to His followers, pointed at the body next to him and proclaimed, "Ninja'd"

Chapter 9, Verse 1.27

Bill: "Holy shit! Did you just send an entire online community into a bitter flame war with a single post!?"

Ted: "Yeah, I pulled a raptorjesus, haha."

by a wtfuxchanner May 9, 2005

cunt raptor

Noun. Derogatory slang. Only word in the english language available that combines the bitchery of cunts with the fiendishness of velociraptors. The kind of person who finds normal cuntery a waste of his/her creative talents, and will go far out of his/her way to exact a particularly devious and well thought out way to sully one's good name. If a cunt raptor ever actually existed, it's mating call would undoubtedly have sounded like a Nazgul performing cunnilingus.

That fucking cunt raptor Tina found my girl's screen name, spent a week getting to know her, and then let it slip that I dumped my ex because her mom had my baby.

by FuckinSnoahhlaxx February 25, 2008

Raptor

The number one threat to the world.

Hope you mowed the lawn, raptors like to nest in the grass.

by Turok March 13, 2008

F-22 Raptor

The worlds most advance Fighter Aircraft. In use by the United States Air Force. It is a Stealth Fighter with Mach 2+ capabilities. It looks like a F-15 Strike Eagle but is nowhere close to it. The F-22 Raptor has the ability of Vector Thrusting to perform maneuvers that no other plane in the world can do. All its weapons are carried inside it's body to provide better stealth, but still has the ability to have outside weapons stations. If you are on the receiving end of this aircraft you will be dead before you know that you were engaged by the USAF.

The F-22 Raptor is performing CAPs over Washington DC.

by USAF November 5, 2007

Snoot Raptor

A person who participates in either of these activities:

1) Stealing or "copping" goods, mainly alcoholic beverages, from family get-togethers, parties, and/or friends' houses.

2) A person who "plays" or goes after males/females that are either have girlfriends or are just plain off-limits for the hell of it, an action looked down upon by many.

Hey dude where'd you get that bottle of Captain from?
Yo I stole it from that party bro
You fuckin' snoot raptor!

by RandallTheThird September 20, 2009

Raptor Claw

Inserting the thumb into the vagina and four fingers into the ass and then pinching.

A) So did you give her the Shocker?
B) No, I gave her the Raptor Claw!

by MSUDelta July 27, 2009