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rank return

Returning something that was left at your house by first having a bowel movement in it and then throwing it at the door of the owner's house.
I found your missing glove on my couch so I rank returned it.
by brewster726 March 25, 2013
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S-Rank

Something that is so superlative that it cannot be described by any traditional ranking system. It is A++, 11/10, six stars, and three thumbs up. In rare cases, something can be so exemplary that it becomes SS or even SSS-rank.

Many people have wondered what the S stands for. Special? Super? Schwarzenegger? No one knows for sure.

Comes from Japanese video games, like the Devil May Cry series, where A-rank just wasn't good enough.
1. The atom bomb S-Ranked Hiroshima.

2. The Spartans S-Ranked the battle of Thermopylae. (Even though they lost)

3. Michael Phelps scored an S-Rank combo on the 2008 Olympics.
by Foood April 10, 2009
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rank chat

unappealing and unwelcome conversation. Chat that is Rank.
"Was the girl up for it mate ? She looked hot."
"Nah dude, she was full of rank chat"
by DMCliff August 5, 2007
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amazon rank

amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.
Example of usage: "I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

Alternate usage: "My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."
by TheLeakyPen April 13, 2009
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pain ranker

A person who ranks pain, like BLew and Jay.
What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a pain ranker, I rank pain.”
by PersonWhoIsntGoingToHeaven January 16, 2021
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Ranaka

A talented beautiful girl who has a largely amount sense of humor, she is trust worthy, sensitive, and sweet girl. She would be the great friend for anyone.
Ranaka is a nice young lady.
by Jonlayna March 14, 2018
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Rank 1

A Dutch trance group formed in 1997. It has two members, Benno De Goeij and Piet Bervoets. Their biggest hit is Airwave. Two Trance Energy anthems have been by Rank 1, 2005's was 'Beats@Rank-1 Dotcom' and 2009's 'L.E.D. Their Be Light.'
Person #1: Rank 1 is awesome!
Person #2: Yea right, you call that supersaw nonsense music? Rank 1 killed trance. Real trance lovers know Rank 1 and their Dutch trance ruined the genre.
Person #1: Quit being so pretentious.
by Purple Circles April 24, 2009
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