jolly ranching

To wake up very early to take a five alarm shit.

Anthony went jolly ranching before going to make oatmeal cookies at work.

by 86highfives October 20, 2015

Ranching

When opening a door only to puke on the otherside.

"What's Doug doing?" "He's just ranching" "F'in girl"

by dialect October 19, 2009

Ranching

Having your sister drop you dome while cutting your front lawn on your ride on tractor. See Road Head

My sister stopped by while i was mowin' the lawn yesterday, ended up Ranching for a good hour!

by ZNorton January 25, 2009

Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.

My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.

by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023