ralph

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

by ralf April 16, 2004

Ralph

when a girl is in the process of giving a guy a blow job and throws up on his dick. It normally happens when she has taken to much dick.

I had a one night stand with a girl, only it ended when she ralphed on me

by TMC2011 July 31, 2011

ralph

to barf.

only certain people can pull off saying "ralph"

"dude, i just went on the roller coaster and now i'm about to ralph."

"I saw Ben and I almost ralphed."

by Cokey June 21, 2005

ralph

to vomit, usually accompanied with guttural noise

Did you ralph? OR Is he ralph?

by Bruce April 26, 2003

ralph

To go a step too far.
To overdo something.
To make a humiliating mess of things

I just made a Ralph by knocking over a glass of beer

by Simon Daly March 30, 2008

Ralph

You fucking retarded fucking brain dead little shits should stop googling your own name and fucking post about it. Because the definition of your fucking name doesn't describe you.

Adam: fucking retards
Darrien: what? RALPH!!

by youdickhead December 29, 2017

Ralph

A dick with commitment issues, will leave you abruptly and gaslight you into thinking it was your fault. If you're a Ralph, fuck you.

Samantha: My past relationship was weird?
Jessica: How exactly?
Samantha: Idk, he was a Ralph.

by Me My Cats And I November 24, 2021