Ralf

Ralf is one of the sexiest boys he gets all the girls and never runs out of booty

Ralf

by Sexy boy:) December 4, 2018

lib'rals

In fundie folklore, the lib'ral is a legendary animal of unkown origin, with supernatural powers which it uses to exclusively evil ends. Many ancient anecdotes relate the power of the lib'ral to control the minds of others, and as the legends go, this power is mainly used to distort the media's depiction of reality. How this feat is achieved is not understood, as it has often been observed that media outlets are more often owned by Republicans. According to legend, the lib'ral often enjoys using its considerable powers for the following other dastardly deeds (this is not a complete list:
-supporting terrorism
-questioning the administration
-eating babies
-legalizing drugs (oddly, these attempts have not yet been successful)
-raising taxes
-reducing average personal hygiene
-getting 10-year-olds addicted to crack
-stealing vintage automobiles, and using them to committing fornication frequently and easily
-human sacrifice

Practically any mishap or problem in the life of the Republican can and will be blamed on the lib'rals.

Pete: You seen that news report today on (insert channel here)?
Jerry: It almost made them Muslims look like human beings! Damn them lib'rals in the media!

Vern: Dang, Joe-Bob, someone done run off with mah wife, my hounds and mah penis enlarger pump!
Joe-Bob: It's them lib'rals at work again!

by jazzriff October 16, 2005

ralfie

An amazing person

Omg it's a ralfie

by iMediaaaa November 9, 2019

Ralston

1. To be squirrelly;

2. Someone with the nickname Squirrel;

1. Calm down. Don't be so Ralston.
2. Where's Squirrel? I can't find Ralston anywhere.

by SirJigglesAlot January 26, 2010

ROLFstomp

Owning someone soo hard that its funny.

Player1"this kid is pathetic"
player2"yea i just ROLFstomped him"

by Lawlubad February 20, 2009

Ralsei smoking a fat blunt

a meme where ralsei smokes a huge human sized cigarette

Person 1: Hey, what are you fucking doing?

Person 2: Im watching Ralsei Smoking A Fat Blunt memes

Person 1: What the actual fuck??

by ralsiost November 9, 2021

Aron Ralston

An American rock climber who received widespread attention in 2003 when he cut off his own lower arm after having it trapped beneath a boulder. Considered by many to set the bar for manliness.

Aron Ralston makes me look like a little Catholic schoolgirl by comparison. Or maybe it was my operation.

by DynamixX6 April 14, 2008