Asian don't raisin

Used to describe the youthful appearance of older asians. Often paired with black don't crack, it can also be used in place of a long-winded explaination of why the person in question was thought to be younger than they actually were.

Yo, i heard your girl is like 45 years old! Sup wit dat?!

Yup. But man, you know. Asian don't raisin.

True true. I thought she was like 20. Damn.

by FredZep April 26, 2019

Raisin Bowling

The act of shoving raisins into ones rectum, then farting in to someone's face and having the raisins shot out.

Sahara went raisin bowling in Marks face.

by Potato Gremlin >w< September 7, 2014

Thomas Raith

Fictional Character in Jim Butcher’s series: The Dresden Files

Thomas is a noble of the vamperic white court, only surviving son of the white king. He is also Harry Dresden's older half-brother (they share the same mother: Margret LeFay).

He was disowned by his family (see Blood Rights) after a internal family fight. He lived with Harry for a little wile after this before moving into an apartment of his own in Chicago's 'Gold Coast' area. He got a job as a beautician to support himself after being cut off from family funds.

After being abducted and tortured by a shape-shifter in the book Turn Coat, he returned to his family admitting his mistake of ever trying to defy the creature he is inside.

Subsequently, because of the looks that come with the powers of his family, Thomas attracts a fairly large crowed of both women and men, and thanks to the Raith 'Come hither' powers of attraction, when he's 'hungry', humans don't stand a chance.

Forget Team Edward Cullen! Team Thomas Raith: because, honestly, what kind of vampier SPARKLES?

by Alecerion Hino July 11, 2009

Snow Raisin

General term for a black person that either plays ice hockey or regularly attends games, since they stick out like a raisin in the snow.

Wayne Simmonds is a snow raisin, and Jarome Iginla is a half-snow raisin.

by snowraisinbran January 22, 2013

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

by TopBun November 25, 2016

Rainism

(noun)derived from the popular Korean Singer Bi's (Rain) song "Rainism" it describes any action that would likely be undertaken or performed by Rain. Used when describing those who attempt to imitate Rain.

Typically in the US that outfit would not be acceptable, but clearly he is attempting a Rainism.

by ersutton January 17, 2009

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011