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radioactive poop

poop that smells horrible and warms up the entire bathroom.
jeanette: it's really hot in your bathroom.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.
by senjean March 13, 2010
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Radioactive Monkey

Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.


ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com
Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!

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"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"
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Randojack

v. To have a sudden and random jolt of sexual energy and jack off at the exact place and time it happens.
Hey guys, I saw American Pie last night and had to randojack!
by RYANBG August 18, 2009
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RadioShack

An expensive electronics store with cheap products, as well as an underpaying job that pressures their employees to sell highly profitable merchandise that we all know the customer has no interest in buying that particular product at that very moment. If your shopping for capacitors your not thinking about a 2 year sprint agreement, your thinking about capacitors. The extreme high sales demand from upper management and the bottom-of-the-barrel pay usually results in associates that don't really care about your existence or the company and its assets. Some stores are really greedy, others are really lazy and under-trained. If you have been working for radioshack for at least three months, you don't want to work there anymore. Customers who shop there regularly only do so because of the assistance that you'll be lucky to get right the first time, or if you just have no idea. The company preys on brainless customers that don't know how to shop and look around, or to work there alarm clock. Everyone knows if its sold at radioshack, its sold cheaper somewhere else without the headache of dealing with a radioshack salesman. And chances are where ever else you buy it, it comes with the batteries.
Person 1: should i apply at radioshack?

Person 2: no
by vnvxvnv May 9, 2009
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Radioshack

See ungodly work enviroment;

A once popular electronics retail store. Now its better know as BestShack. In late 2005 when the CEO of radioshack, Dave Edmonson was fired, the entire company started going downhill. Since then, the company has only pushed wireless and since gave up on what Radioshack has stood for. The company does not understand people do not go to Radioshack to buy flat screen tv's, they go there for small parts. The work enviroment is horid. From brainwashing employees' to over work/underpaid work weeks, it is simply a horrible place to work. Vaction isn't really vaction considering you can not take it during the 4th quarter (October, November, Decemeber) If you try to take more than 1 week of vaction in a row, it is highly frownd upon in the company. Management can be summed up in one word, shitheads. To become anything higher than a manager you have to be brainwashed and think that if you offer a customer a cell phone, they WILL buy it. Radioshack is estimated to go out of bussiness by December of 2009.
Employee: Hi welcome to Radioshack is there anything I can help you with today, perhaps a cellphone?

Customer: No

Employee: Have you seen our selection of flat panel TV's

Customer: Why would I go to radioshack to buy a TV, when CircuitCity and Bestbuy have them for cheaper and they are better?

Employee: They have true 720i resolution

Customer: 1080p is becoming a standard, and 1080 is high-def, 720 is enhanced, why do you advertise High-def if you dont have any high-def tv's?

Employee: You can pay with it on your Radioshack creditcard, only $20 a month.

Customer: Im going to bestbuy, there cheaper.

Employee: Who's your current cellular provider?

*Customer leaves*
by Ben1954 September 10, 2006
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Radioactive Horse Piss

Some sort of mysterious hydrocarbon fuel that may or may not run an engine. God knows what it's made of or how old it is. Often found in the fuel tanks of broken lawnmowers and abandoned trucks.
"I don't know what's in this jerry can. Probably just some radioactive horse piss."
by Paperpaper22 May 18, 2020
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Radioactive Horse Piss

A rare type of possibly expired diesel fuel, the origins of which are unknown. Typically found in shitty old Fords in Albertan oilfields.
Before we fire this old piece of shit up, we gotta see if she's got any Radioactive Horse Piss in her tank.
by CDRTickledick June 22, 2020
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