Raccoon

"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!
by DeepFriedDump February 13, 2019
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raccoon

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
by Cliet May 17, 2006
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raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.
It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.
by gotonull January 03, 2008
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the raccoon

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.
after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut
by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007
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Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.
The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.
by Sdumas29 November 04, 2017
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Raccoon

Nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.
*While camping*
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.
by Dan30 July 04, 2012
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Raccooning

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.
Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."
by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011
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