Rule number 5

“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”

Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.

Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation?

Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”

by Vampsy December 10, 2022

rule 1131918

Invented by Lucie, if it exists, there is ASMR of it

Do you reckon there is such thing as Shrek ASMR?
Of course, you know, rule 1131918

by My dixy rect July 30, 2020

Rule of Shoe

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead

Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead

by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017

Rule 96

A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!

by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016

rule 34.66

If it exists, there is a m/m story about it on a fanfiction site.

Diabetic 210-pound teenager named Bree: "I don't get it, how can we write a m/m on this touching story about how two lesbian women overcome their emotional shortcomings to embrace true love?"

Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."

Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"

by GET SCOTT SMITH, GET JUSTICE January 30, 2014

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.

Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.

1: Hey, do you know if there's any Power Rangers porn out there?
2: Rule 34.

by nsrtnmhr September 8, 2011

Rule of cool

Effects and actions in movies that are 100% impossible but we love them so much. Such as punching through a wall or hang gliding with your t shirt. Also may include but is not limited to, hanging on to cliffs or long periods of time, curving bullets, dodging bullets, antagonists having horrible aim allowing the hero to escape easily.

guy#1: Yo, that was some bullshit when Batmans cape blocked those bullets.

guy#2: Calm the fuck down dude rule of cool.

by tw310zz August 6, 2010