Go Rooftop

The action of smoking 1/8 of moonrock weed chunks inside of a $100 dollar bill(rolling paper) and lighting that blunt with another $100 bill.

I just copped some moonrocks and I'm about to Go Rooftop!!!

by The Mr. Wendell July 5, 2018

Ed the roofer

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

by spankio May 15, 2009

roof pig

Noun. Metaphoric phrase most commonly used to describe a highly unusual or unforeseen event or occurrence. Can be extended to describe people who are not as they first appear, or when a person acts out of character.

Originally derived from a quotation in '90s cartoon television show "The Tick" in which the eponymous hero, upon seeing a pig on a rooftop, exclaims "Roof Pig! Most unexpected!".

Wow! Saints won the Superbowl? That's one heck of a roof pig!

She was acting so strangely the other night - a total roof pig.

by FightingTorque May 12, 2010

roof cat

Another derogatory term for an African American male that sits on a roof while eating a pizza.

Don't throw that pizza up there, those damn roof cats will eat it.

by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

tear the roof off

dominate, take control of a situation.

I tore the roof off the sucka!

by Royale with Cheeze May 3, 2003

Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

by boofaholic March 15, 2015

roofbag

A variation of a douchebag, a roofbag is a person who thInks they're all that, but with their large head and triangular shoulders, what they really are is a walking roofbag. Helps if the person is extremely tall.

Michael Phelps can be such a douchebag sometimes, but Ryan Lochte is the ultimate roofbag.

Man, that pointy-shouldered guy came in thInking he owned the room, but all anyone could think was what a total roofbag.

by DJ Johnny D September 1, 2017