roshambo

When two people are disputing or having argument over an object or item. It is a game/challenge which two people take turns to kick each other in the nuts. The winner is the person who is left standing and he/she wins the argument or dispute.
Hey i saw it first..

NO you didn't..

Yes i did..

Well lets roshambo for it you inuiet!!
by TeazOne December 15, 2010
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roshambo

Sport practice in the Thai underground by bloodsport professionals. Often these elite warriors will have augmentations performed on themselves, such as recieving teflon implants, or eurthra enfrocement.
Pat: I challenge you to a Roshambo, winner taks all.
by richardhuntah May 09, 2005
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Rules of RoShamBo

The Rules of Standard RoShamBo:

First rule of RoShamBo is no body talks about RoShamBo.
Second rule of RoShamBo is No Women Allowed...unless they are spectators.
Third rule of RoShamBo is "no sagging" and speedos only.
Fourth rule of RoShamBo is No Shoes Fifth rule of RoShamBo is No girlie (Hook) kicks.
Fifth rule of RoShamBo is each competitor must take at least five kicks or else will be barred from future Tournaments.
Sixth rule of RoShamBo is no one can call "Gas Pedal" until the after the 5th kick. If the receiver does not give then the Dominant must receive. Russian gas pedal lasts 60 seconds.
Final rule of RoShamBo is he who is the last man standing is the victor.

If Professional RoShamBo AKA "Third Party RoShamBo" is called out then one or more kickers must be nominated to perform kicking. Same rules above apply with the exception of the SECOND RULE. In Professional RSB AKA 3rd Party RSB WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO KICK.
Before each tournament commenced Sarah read the the Rules of RoShamBo over the microphone as the crowd cheered in anticipation.
by Lex97 January 20, 2009
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Standard RoShamBo

The traditional yet out dated form of unregulated Ro Sham Bo, also known as Standard Ro Sham Bo. It is a contest in which two guys kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing.
Standard RSB has been replaced by "Professional RSB"
Did you hear about John and Steve? They both liked this chic at a party and the chic found out. She laughed and told them both to RoShamBo for a hand job from her as the spoils.
They agreed, everyone in the house had to throw down a couple of bucks to watch, which went to the chic as she was using herself as the prize.
They played Standard RoShamBo because the chic demanded that standard be the game they play and neither one of them protested.
In the end Steve went down. But he did very well from having been kicked 42 times in the sack!
Afterwards, the chic took John in the room and wanked him! I don't know if the hand job was worth it!
by Lex97 January 20, 2009
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Roshambo 1 moment

when in a videogame you do something amazing, unbelievable or takes extreme skill.
Them headshots were a roshambo 1 moment!Im the man!
by Random_halo_PLAYER July 11, 2008
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Roshambo

- A: Let's roshambo to know who goes first.
-B: Dude why the fuck do you call it roshambo?
by xX-pussydestroyer69-Xx January 03, 2018
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