ringtone rap

Rap music made not to sell albums, but to sell ringtones. Can be spotted by the generally stupid-as-shit nature of the song, which has a five-second repeating beat and about three lines of 'song' which is also endlessly repeated. Totally loved by fucktards that have no taste in music.

"Yo, dawg! You dig that new Soulja Boy track?"
"Fuck no, I don't listen to ringtone rap!"

by Zack Lane September 7, 2007

Ringtone Hypnosis

1. The sound of the ringtone is too enjoyable to answer the call.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.

1. "Please leave a message: 'Greg! I know you're listening to that stupid song you like so much!! Please change my ringtone to something annoying and end the ringtone hypnosis!'
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"

by Cravicky July 23, 2020

Ringtone DJ

One who plays around with the ringtones on thier phone as much to the point of annoyance

Micheal! Stop being such a Ringtone DJ!

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

ringtone rap

Rap music that white wigger teenage girls listen to. Usually heard on their cells, their Mustangs, at school dances, and at basketball games.

Teen 1: OMG, I love this like new song from like Soulja Boy, he is sooo like kewl and he is a real GANGSTA yo
Teen 2: I gotta put this on this cell yo and blast this fiya joint to ma homiez, yo and blast it in my Pontiac G8 very loud. Keep it pimpin'
Real G: Turn off this fucking ringtone rap and listen to some old skool real rap like Snoop Dogg.

by Kyle230 June 22, 2009

Ringtone ear rape

When you have your phone turned off all day and you turn it back on only to be ear raped by your repetitive ringtone going off more than multiple times, annoying you and everyone near enough to hear

I had my phone off all day to save battery for the trip, when I turned it back on I suffered from some seriousness ringtone ear rape.

by Gamerdude652 June 6, 2014

ringtone rock

Rock music that is overplayed and over saturated that you pretty much want to plug your ears when you hear one of these songs. They are very annoying and are usually heard as ringtones on a person cell phone, at stadium sporting events, and of course, in a mid life crisis guy pickup truck. It is also in a commercial or movie all the time because they are "timeless classics from the Gods of Rock" but it is really an dated annoyance.

Good examples of ringtone rock...
Text B3 for Bad to The Bone
Text B4 for Jukebox Hero
Text B8 for We Will Rock You
Text B6 for Smells Like Teen Spirit
and the worse one...
Text B2 for Smoke on the Water

by Kyle230 June 22, 2009

Ringtone Symphony

When an event or disaster occurs that is of sufficient magnitude and general interest that everyone must get on the phone and tell everyone about it - what occurs in a public place is a ringtone symphony. You are sitting in a restaurant or concert and every phone in the place goes off all at once.

Last time there was an earthquake in SF, I was sitting in the restaurant when all f a sudden there was a ringtone symphony.

by HWM April 14, 2013