rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

rigimortis

The hardest boner you'll ever have.

Necrophiliacs go crazy over rigimortis victims due to their boners.

by cheeky_slag<3 May 22, 2009

Ligamortis

To cover up an embarrassing moment by pretending to be injured.

Graham (Laughing): You went flying there Marco, you shouldn't have tried that shoulder charge.

Marco: Arrrgh my Ligaments.

Example 2:
Uday: That's it Jay, you're going in the figure 4 leg lock.

Jay: Arrrgh My Ligaments.

by Rathcoole Bohs April 7, 2004

Rigamortified

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.

We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.

by MDarcon March 9, 2018

Rigamornus

When you wake up after a good nights sleep and are stiff as a petrified tree log.

Jack couldn't make it into work today, he had a bad case of rigamornus, he was too stiff to move out of bed.

by Aptosblue January 31, 2019

rigimortis

British slang for an erection.

"My wee wee is stricken with rigimortis"

by Brittney <3 June 22, 2007

frigamortis

For those who prefer using less harsh F words, it replaces the vulgarity that "frig" carries with humor.

A state of foolishness.
A person lacking competence
An expression of anger or disgust

Kathy yelled "I told you to knock it off already you frigamortis fool!"

Wow, he really is dead this time, hes even got frigamortis rigatortis.

by thel33tone September 1, 2010