While having sexual intercourse with a women in the doggy-style position a man would quietly lean over and whisper in her ear "I have aids." Then the man tries to stay on as longs as possible.
It is preferable if the male subject isn't wearing a condom.
Rid em cowboy
Female subject: Uuugh fuck me baby Male subject: (Leans over and whispers in ear) I have aids
Female Subject: So do I.
Male Subject: SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!