Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.

Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!

by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016

Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.

He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Return to sender

When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.

I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender

by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021

Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole

Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.

by jackaufman October 8, 2019

Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.

This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.

by deathfordough February 17, 2020

Return To Sender

When you inject semen into your balls through a heroin needle

Hold on baby, I'm about to Return To Sender

by Bozo_Boner69 March 25, 2022

Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.

Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George

by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020