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release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
by Mr. Spy August 12, 2007
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release the firehose

A: I'll be right back!
B: Hey! Where are you going, man?
A: I'm gonna release the firehose.
by bragaboy February 14, 2014
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release tarka

To take a dump, drop the kids off at the pool, log out, lay a cable, curl one out, crimp off a length, sink the Bismarck etc.

For the uneducated, Tarka was an otter.

For the *really* uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. Oh, and they're long and brown.
Blimey! Never should've eaten that fifth burger last night - I'm touching cloth here - mind if I nip off and release Tarka?
by TLO Smudge July 3, 2004
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Release piece

Damn girl, you’re getting out tomorrow? I hope you got a release piece picking you up.’
by Spacepotato1408 March 29, 2019
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Release the hounds

Common phrase of Mr. Burns

When someone disappoints him or asks for altruistic behaviour.

"Release the hounds."
"Thank you, come again. Smithers, release the hounds."
by justcareless November 6, 2012
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release the kitties

Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.
When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.
by Bottom Ford, Esq February 27, 2012
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Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
by ashraptor April 1, 2010
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