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quippit

When you have Anal sex ("forgetting" a condom, of course) and are finished, there is going to be an amount of poo packed into your cock nostril. Afterwards, when you goto the bathroom, the pressure in the urethra forces the poo out in banana shape. Placing a small quippit sieve in the toilet will allow you to collect these mysterious treasures. Legend has it, if you collect 10 of these and bury them in the garden, you will be rewarded with 10 years of good luck.
GUY1: I can't believe you won on ANOTHER lottery ticket. How did you get so lucky?
GUY2: One word dude, quippit
by mrweir April 9, 2011
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Quipot

A white man who consumes so much marijuana that he actually becomes asian overnight.
Dude did you hear about Deen? He quipoted...
by thedudebro123321 August 17, 2012
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quiplashed

When someone gets permanently banned from twitch.tv when a viewer types the "n-word" in the game, "quiplash."
Were you watching John's stream yesterday? I heard he got quiplashed.
by gunkygamer1337 November 30, 2018
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Quiching

To be distracted and/or consumed by any pleasurable and complex experience, such as the act of making and eating an egg bake (quiche).
Don't wait for Ron before you start the movie, he's quiching in the kitchen.
by darealcBot December 27, 2019
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Quish

Quick shit (like the kind you have after your morning coffee)
"I know what you're telling me right now is super important, but I gotta quish real bad"
by Saltypirate23 August 22, 2020
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Coronation Quiche

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.
For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".
by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023
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Quiche Crumbs

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.
Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!
by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009
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