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quimby

Commonly misunderstood to be the central player in an all male three-way, a "quimby" is actually the male in two woman three-way. Selected by choice bi-curious trim for his long, never-flaccid penis, "quimbies" have been spotted whiffing the occasional bike seat and, upon request, tossing a nicely-groomed woman's salad.

Other common misuses of the word involve chickens and farts.
My best girlfriend and I picked up this amazing quimby last night who took us to entirely new levels of sexual bliss.
by SoCal_Boi August 28, 2010
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Quimmery

The female pastime of pruning their private pubic parts in order to make them more attractive and welcoming for visitors to the vaginal palace.
“I’m just doing a bit of quimmery as my fanny’s Forest of Dean is as overgrown as Grotbag’’s growler”.
by Rimmer Hoe October 23, 2019
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quimm

simply, a vagina. it was used in canterbury tales, some story i was reading in school and my teacher said it meant vagina.
i licked her quimm. she liked it cuz im good at it.
by Casey November 22, 2004
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Quimby

a righteous soul, one who knows whats good; Someone with many ideas.
What are we going to do today quimby?
by James Cash Barrett March 17, 2008
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Quemmy

A word with a negative connotation used to define a person you do not like.
That guy is a quemmy.
by Kailuaboy808 September 23, 2009
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Quimby Oak Middle School

A middle school. Like many schools, students attending there normally travel in large packs or small groups. However, there will most likely be a few loners wandering around the school campus.
If you lie low enough, you won't notice the inherent chaos.
by ellipsisdotdotdot June 1, 2011
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Quimmas

A non-specific day in which there is heavy use of the word quim and increased promiscuity, often accompanied by the exclamaition 'merry quimmas'
Girl: Everybody's hitting on me today
Boy: That's because it's Quimmas!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Yes...wanna shag?
Girl: Yes
Both: MERRY QUIMMAS!
by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009
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