Quicksand Jesus

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004

Gettin' deep in the quicksand

Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.

Oh man... I'm gettin' deep in the quicksand up in here.

by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019

Tennessee Quicksand

In the act of having an orgy (at least a 5 to 1 ratio) all participants climax onto the receivers face whilst lying on their back, the combined semen feels as if they are slowly drowning in quicksand.

Lauren, there was this orgy I was in last night. They all came at once and I had a Tennessee Quicksand moment where I though I was going to drown.

by TheMeatiestOfShields May 8, 2019

Quicksanding

Falling slowly into a worse situation.

Dudes just quicksanding himself every time he goes back with her.

by Blahblahblacksheeep May 27, 2018

Quicksand

Souls are being sucked in feet first by the Quicksand. Sucks you in.

The soul sucking of a billion sleeping apparatuses is in action these days. They cannot even hear a whisper.

That’s how I surely know. Not even a peep. Poor little girl didn’t understand a word at all.

Keep staring into the Abyss. Knock knock, who’s there?

Try as hard as you can. But the Quicksand has everything held inside and won’t let loose. ;(

by Neotune December 21, 2020

Moonwalking on quicksand

Expression used when someone tries to solve a problem, but in a crazy/absurd way that would most likely not work.

Matty didn't have money to go to the concert, so he went moonwalking on quicksand by robbing a bank and using his own car as a getaway car.

by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022