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Internet Quicksand

These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:

"Just fill out this quick survey..."

Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.

And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...

2 hours later:

Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!

5 hours later:

Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
by ISHOWEDYOU January 22, 2014
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coyote quicksand

Sinking mud that is sort of like quicksand, but instead of being found in a desert, coyote quicksand can be found in places like rain-forests or swamps.
"Coyote quicksand is made of mud, not sand. They should call it quickmud."
by Redwood Jones April 2, 2009
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Barbi Quicksand

1. A sex act where-in a man or woman tries to see how far they can stick a Barbi Doll into they pussy or anus.
Barbi Quicksand isn't as fun as it sounds....
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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Tennessee Quicksand

In the act of having an orgy (at least a 5 to 1 ratio) all participants climax onto the receivers face whilst lying on their back, the combined semen feels as if they are slowly drowning in quicksand.
Lauren, there was this orgy I was in last night. They all came at once and I had a Tennessee Quicksand moment where I though I was going to drown.
by TheMeatiestOfShields May 8, 2019
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Gettin' deep in the quicksand

Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
Oh man... I'm gettin' deep in the quicksand up in here.
by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019
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Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.
Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.
by E hates Q July 7, 2022
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Moonwalking on quicksand

Expression used when someone tries to solve a problem, but in a crazy/absurd way that would most likely not work.
Matty didn't have money to go to the concert, so he went moonwalking on quicksand by robbing a bank and using his own car as a getaway car.
by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023
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