qualifications

Breasts

She's got perfect qualifications - give her the job!

by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

quale

a single hiccup

Sometimes when I eat pancakes too fast I get the hiccups, but sometimes I only get a quale.

by thebranman February 10, 2017

qualifly

n. To qualify in a paper plane contest. Can also be used the day that one grows wings.

Variations:

• Qualiflication (n): the act of qualiflying.
• Qualiflyer (n): one who qualiflies

+ Did you qualifly for the competition?
- No. My wings haven't come in yet.

by copycopycopy April 2, 2009

over qualified unemployable

a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.

1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable

by P-Pope July 20, 2008

Qualenis

A decrepid black penis that is more fragile that it appears.
plural: "qualeni")

Yo' mutha Fucka, dats one slippery derepid black qualenis

by Evan Seaman April 14, 2006

Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

Mr Qualey

Mr Qualey is a very nice teacher and gives out hi chews to his students , Mr qualeys loves gummy bears and hi chews he is a very good teacher that encourges his students with hi chew and capture the flag (CTF) . His motivation for work is Starbucks Black iced with no ice . One of his guilty pleasers are sneeking hi chew (once in a while ) and the on going joke of ( why I atta )and my name is ''Mister ''

dang look at Mr Qualey ,hes look'in fine today .

by wow is me May 6, 2018