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Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.
Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*
by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019
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Quaid

A name of Irish origin which means "Powerful Ruler". Generally a boy's name.
Yo, yo, yo, dawg! Names Quaid!
by Qythero June 2, 2021
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quaint

1. (adj) attractive because of being unusual and especially old-fashioned

2. (adj) Quaint can also be used to show that you do not approve of something, especially an opinion, belief or way of behaving, because it is strange or old-fashioned
1. a quaint old cottage

2. "What a quaint idea!" she said, laughing at him.
by Hesham Baidas January 23, 2014
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quadfest

An annual spring event at Radford University involving free live bands and food where students (and some faculty) begin drinking at 12pm on thursday, drink straight through the weekend, and stop drinking at 8am monday. Some years they even have to bring in the National Guard to control the drunken insanity.
"it's 10am on a friday and you're drunk already?!?"
"IT'S QUADFEST!"
by unknown April 16, 2005
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Quafe

The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.
Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...
by Gallente represenative October 27, 2004
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quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.
I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.
by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015
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myspace quadfecta

When you get comments, messages, pic comments, and friend request when you sign in
by ryan zutell April 12, 2008
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