Quaide

1) One in which has an unbelievable skill in the hustlin' field.
2) A human being greater than any other single person belonging to the human family.
3) Synonym- Excellent

1) DANG George, look at the Quaide sellin AIDs to Africa, he sure can hustle.
2) Wow, that Quaide totally just made me look a complete idiot with his amazinly bodaicous intellect.
3) Person A:How you doing today?
Person B:Thanks for asking, I'm quite Quaide!

by Doctor Sivak February 11, 2009

Quaide

Quaide is the prettiest boy you'll ever see. Usually has light hair, and he is quite tall. He's very sporty and loves to run. From an outsider's perspective he may seem like a loud and annoying guy but when you get to know him, he is the kindest and most genuine person in the world. If you're lucky enough to date a Quaide, cherish him forever because you wont find another who will treat you better than he will.

"Woah! He is such a good runner!"
-"He is a Quaide after all."

by mariajf56t December 8, 2020

The Randy Quaid Effect

When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media

"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"

by TRMmafia June 21, 2021

quaid

Another term for weed.

1. You got any quaid left? I'm completely dry.

2. Yo I have some quaid, you wanna smoke?

by _Crow_ March 18, 2014

Reverse Double Quaid

The Reverse Double Quaid, or RDQ, is an advanced sexual maneuver. It entails 3 steps. First, the quaid, where a woman shits into the ass of a man. The quaid is then doubled, when the man then takes that shit and shits it back into the woman's ass. This "double quaid" is subsequently reversed, by the woman taking this twice shat shit, and shitting it a third time onto the man's chest.

Dude, did you hear Jeff and Ashley did the Reverse Double Quaid last night? They must have done every possible sexual manuever by now.

by Can-man November 14, 2007

Al Quaida

used as a noun, a community of people, mostly Muslims, with funny beards and kkk-like clothes. Literal meaning: "The Base". Al Quaida was founded in Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden is their CEO. The main aim of Al Quaida is the muslimic world domination. To reach this, every infidel has to be killed or converted to the "right religion". The hate, anger and frustration of Al Quaida-members (especially Afghanistan-members) is the result of the suppression of woman, which lasted for decades and is still lasting...e.g.: They put their women in the "Burka", to hide their skin from the eyes of other men or something..To compensate their very negative emotions and feelings, the founders of Al Quaida figured out, that the raping of animals (e.g.: donkeys (Osama´s favourite), camels, chickens and horses) and the killing of infidels (in that order) are a fucking good way of anger-managment. Nowadays it is common knowlegde that the afghan Al Quaida members are the worlds most acknowledged experts in professional animal raping and terrorism.

World´s annual fair of animal raping featuring special guests: Al Quaida

by Osam-A-rama April 28, 2006

Qaida

1. A woman who is a born leader.

2. Questioning Authority Inside Dumb Animals

3. A name for people who jaywalk.

4. Any piercing on your body.

5. (Verb) The result of hitting someone with a whipplestick

1. Pamela: She totally took over my project!

Steve: Wow, she is such a Qaida.

2. Jake: I just became a member of QAIDA!

3. Billy: I want to cross the street here!

Mom: Billy, don't be a Qaida. You know what happens when you pull a Qaida...

4. Nicki: What happened to your Qaida?

Alegra: Oh, I took it out. Trees kept getting caught on it.

5. Qaida: Ouch!

DJ: Dang, she just got Qaidad for sure!

by SayWhat...? May 28, 2011