Pyrocynical

Verb
To bully children. Taken from the youtuber pyrocynical as he is known to bully children.

Friend: lets go pyrocynical
Other friend: leave the children alone

by Whale of the sea October 25, 2018

pyrocinical

A beautiful middle-aged man from the uk, who loves dressing as foxy the pirate and roasting his subscribers. He was originally created to destroy leafy, but after a glitch happened he ended up cloning everything he did, and now suffers from severe depression, resorting to making fun of little kids to fuel himself.

"I heard pyrocinical made fun of another kid today" "He did, he's just a Leafy clone"

"Man, pyrocinical is my least favorite youtuber, his content is horrible" "No dude, Pyro's cancerous content makes life worth living!"

by Lord_Ikari May 17, 2016

Pyrocynical

If you down loaded 100GB of porn onto a pen drive, shoved it up a minions arse, made it watch two donkeys having sex, filmed all of it and then put it on YouTube, pyrocynical would be the result. He also happens to be a YouTuber

Donald trumps anal rectum was penetrated by PYROCYNICAL.

by King_Toe$ April 17, 2016

Pyromaniac

A pyromaniac is someone who loves fire or fires,just as someone else might like football.They like to burn things.

We're all pyros,we love to burn...

by Where are all the monkeys October 21, 2004

Pyrocynical

Niall Comas, better known as Pyrocynical is a 21 year old male YouTuber with 2.4 million subscribers and 613 million views. He originally got famous from montage parodys but later switched to commentary and gaming videos. His original commentary videos had gameplay in the background but he now currently uses facecam. Pyro has deep roots in the YouTube community and is friends with many of the famous faces of YouTube such as PewDiePie, Fitz, and Dolan Dark.

1: Did you see Shrek has swag?
2: Never heard of it. Who's it from?
1: Pyrocynical!
2: Nah, I'm good

by Sekihōtai August 3, 2018

The Pyrocynical Effect

The effect of making a bad situation somehow worse until it reaches the point of actual garbage.

Person 1: Man, I'm really having a bad day and it just keeps getting worse..
Person 2: Ah, The Pyrocynical Effect?

by Subnormall May 27, 2018

pyromania

The obsession with fire, marked by five things.

1 The inexplicable obsession with fire, burning and any flamable objects.

2 The irresistable urge to watch fire or to lite one.

3 The disregard of other's lives, possessions and feelings when they conflict with the starting of a fire.

4 Feelings of lust are displayed when watching, liting or simply being around fire.

5 The reasons for starting the fire are not for revenge, property damage, the desire to start anew, light or entertainment - but an indescribable feeling that comes from simply watching flames - one that the pyromaniac cannot control.

Pyromania, what is slowly taking over the world with the beginning of pyromaniacs.

by Lain872 June 21, 2004