Parents

The people in your life you will most love or most hate in the entire universe. Often a bit of both.

On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019

Parents

People who raise you and care for you... at least... if they are good ones. And sadly that is not always the case.

Jerry: sup homie
Tom: hey fucko
Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM?
Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill!
devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT.
Jerry: The fuck?
Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time

Oh boy its child protective services time!

and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!

by Alexander the Great 412 November 8, 2019

Phrenologist

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.

So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

parental alienation

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent

He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

by Bruce the erased Dad andGrandp May 25, 2016

parental controls

a form of torture by parents.

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015

strict asian parents

totally insane.

1. "Get an A grade or else you ganna be screw up!" by strict asian parents.

by bas October 31, 2013

Overprotective Parents

Parents who over protect their kids. What ever happened to survival of the fittest?

"I have to wear a helmet because I have Overprotective Parents"

by Kaddison May 24, 2016